LOVE AND RELATIONSHIP ANGLE

At a time when the church has become a ground for
entertainment, we need revival. At a time. when a music
minister competes and compares himself with secular
musician, we need a revival. At a time when the altar of God
is used for comedy, we need a
revival. At a time when a successful minister of the Gospel
is measured by how rich he is and not how much impact he
is making, we need a revival. At a time,
when passion for souls have been replaced with fashion
parade in the church, we need a revival. At a time when
motivational speaking has replaced biblical preaching, we
need a revival. At a time when
you really cannot differentiate between a daughter of Zion
and an harlot, we need a revival. At a time when
pastors kill each other for posting and higher position, we
need a revival. At a time when modern preachers now tell us
that JESUS is not coming soon, we need a revival. At a time
when packaging and special effect
has replaced the beauty of God's glory, we need a revival.
At a time when sexual sin is referred to as
weakness and the grace of God is taken for granted, we
need a revival. At a time when prophets prophecy using
demonic powers as livelihood, we need a revival. At a time
when the church does not know the difference between
witchcraft spirit and the Holy Spirit, we need a revival. At a
time when filling the seats in our place of worship has
become a priority than raising disciples of Jesus, we need
revival.

At a time when sinners feel comfortable in our
churches and saints feel no sense of urgency to preach
the good news to the lost, we need revival. At a time when
pastors are more concerned about how much money
members give than how much the members truly love the
LORD, we need revival. At a time when the
word of God is scarce and the fire on the altar is going out,
and the priests have become blind, the watchmen sleeping,
and holiness is no longer our standard, we need a revival.
We need a revival not a programme. We need a
reawakening of our souls and a new awareness of the
power of God. We do not need another jamboree but true
repentance coupled with a changed life. We do not need
another noise, we need a shaking and a mighty rushing
wind. We do not need another
movement, we need a reformation. We need the Lord to
come again and restore us unto
himself. We need the Lord to open our eyes again that we
may see Him. We want to see His Holiness again that we
may see our depravity. We need a genuine outpouring of the
Holy Spirit, we are tired of speaking in tongues and not
living Christ-like. There is no other desire that we have than
to hear again the same voice
that spoke in the valley of dry bones to bring us back to life.

Our nations are in darkness, yet we are the light. We cannot
pretend anymore, we need to activate the power of holy
ghost and he will reawaken us. He will revive us again
because we do not see our signs and wonders has done by
the apostles of JESUS , there are only few JESUS prophets
in churches, some are not even recognized. let us pray that
God should have mercy upon us! And revive us again! Peace
be unto you.

Sammie Okposo’s marriage will be six years come July 1. He has in a new interview said he is not bothered by the fact that he is yet to have a child with his wife, Ozioma Okposo who is the younger sister of Kene Mkparu, the CEO of FilmHouse and Filmone.
Sammie has survived almost everything a gospel musician should not survive. He has faced multiple scandals, church suspension and vicious rumour mongering. He told Sunday Scoop:
‘‘I am happily married. I am happy I did not get married before I married my wife. I married my best friend. She is a good woman, she is a supporter. She loves Sammie
Okposo and not the superstar. We were friends for three and half years before we got married.’’
Speaking further about their not having a child yet, he said:
“I am not bothered. Why should I be bothered? Am I God? Anything that has to do with life is not in my control. God is the person with the final say when it comes to childbirth. It is going to happen, because delay is not denial. However, it is not affecting the happiness in my home. I am not waiting for my wife to give me a child to bring extra happiness. It has not even formed a discussion in our home. God is the owner of babies; he is the one that gives.
“I thank God because he did not give me some things when I wanted them. In the meantime, I am grooving, rocking and graciously enjoying my wife because there is no distraction and responsibility of raising a child yet. When God feels we have enjoyed ourselves enough, he will give us double for our trouble. The way we are now, if I’m on tour in America and I miss her, she could join me if she’s free but when babies are involved, you can’t just leave home like that.”
The gospel singer who had a well-documented dalliance with Kate Henshaw in the past and has a reputation for women, said all his attention is now on Jesus and his wife.
“It is a time to focus, I looked at myself in the mirror and spoke to myself. As far as Sammie Okposo is concerned, no more side chick for me. It is not even a topic of discussion,” he said.
Speaking further, Sammie said he is concerned about the trend of inviting secular artistes to the church to minister. In time past, Korede Bello signed under Mavin Record and some other musicians have been invited to different churches to sing. Sammie who is a Globacom ambassador said:
“It is totally wrong.
“It is 100 per cent wrong for a church leader or a church denomination to bring a secular artiste to minister in church; what we have is an altar not a stage. You cannot take people to a place you have never been. As long as you are not a gospel musician, you are not anointed to minister on the altar of God as a singer. It doesn’t matter whether you used to sing in the church or not,” he added

This actually made me laugh.

1:51am...

A man woke up and shouted "Holy Ghost Fire!!"

Wife: what is it, was lion chasing you?

Man: that would have been better.

 Wife: what is it then?

Man: I nearly voted Buhari again in my dream.

Wife: Blood of Jesus! Honey, lets pray.

1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.

2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.

3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus.

4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella.

5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool.

6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK!

7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.

9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY.

10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from?

11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'.

12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend.

13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy.

14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face.

15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty.

16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex.

17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade.

18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener with a mirror.

19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed.

20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed.

21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional.

22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most.

23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious.

24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill.

25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage.

26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.

27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line.

28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!"

29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.

30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.”

31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real.

32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.

34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown's sense of human rights precludes our people's right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists.

36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.

37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate.

38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President.
Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders?

39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell?
Robert: Where are they going?

40. My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick.

A drop of water in a bucket although may seem very insignificant but it is a very powerful and potent force in causing a change in the state of the bucket subject to multiplication over time. I believe so much in this truth that a drop of water can be turned into an ocean when it is subject to time only that it will take a longer time. The purpose of this is to expose the fact that no effort is insignificant enough not to bring forth a desired change; all that you may need do is to subject that effort to time. Seeing this therefore, it means that our little efforts towards causing a change in our lives can be the instrument of our greatness as long as we consistently keep at it. In all that you do never lose hope of this one thing; my little drops of water (efforts) are being transformed into a mighty ocean (greatness) as long as I subject it to multiplication over time. God bless you.

Please give your 2min and read this:-

1 Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2 You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4 Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5 You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6 HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE?
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only
about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7 However, these victims can help themselves by coughing
repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two
seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until
the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8 Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing
movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9 Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10 A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail
kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11 Please..contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life….

12 If this message comes around you ……more than once…..please don’t get irritated……U need to be happy that you have many friends who care about you & being reminded of how to tackle….Heart attacks….AGAIN…

From:
DR.N Siva
(Senior Cardiologist)

 A swollen lymph node generally indicates that your body is fighting an infection. An armpit lump appears when a lymph node under the arm has swollen or enlarged. There are many causes behind an armpit lump, including bacterial or viral infections, shaving, use of antiperspirants, harmless fat tissue growths, and allergic reactions.

Abeg my friend needs your help Asap. She just called me this morning, saying her fiance got another girl pregnant. That he said it was a mistake and she needed my advise because she is thinking of leaving him but they had done introduction and her mom begged her to just forgive and marry the guy so she won't be put to shame in the village.

I then asked her if she loves him and believes it's a mistake, she said Yes. Told her to pray about it and try to forgive him because she said the fiance said she should still marry him and take care of the other girls baby. I told her that's not possible because the other girl is not yet dead and would never agree to such and even though she agrees to such,...

...she will still find a way to come between my friend and the fiancé.
I need your advise because she has said she Will call me back later to know what I think. I think she is in a serious dilemma because she has never called for something like this.

She had to even travel far away from everybody to clear her head and still hasn't come to a decision . Please help, don't want to give a wrong advise . God bless you.

Thanks

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Nawao! This is something most of us use in our homes. God help this lady...

Source:Miss Petite